I think this movie is cute mkay
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
you dont want to eat your vegetables? son, now that youre 5, its time i taught you a valuable lesson. there are starving children in africa who would love those vegetables. im buying you a plane ticket, and you are flying out to africa tomorrow. you will hand out those vegetables to starving children with a smile on your face. im not even buying you a ticket to fly back home. i dont even like you
|—||Amy Richlin, The Garden of Priapus: Sexuality and Aggression in Roman Humor (via brute-reason)|
|—||the writers of Hannibal showing off their very well-practiced subtlety (via bastardfromabasket)|
the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it
i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this