June 2012
before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself I never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters of warmth around my body
May 2012
nerdgasmz:
elixiroverdose:
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85. The only reason Tim and the Zeta squad got...
spitfiregurl:
youngjusticeheadcanons:
Submitted by essenceofartemis
You JUST CANT TEACH THIS GENERATION HOW TO BE ASTEROUS.
It’s something you’re born with.
jack-sparrow:
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
man-bro-bukkake-theater:
ivanoooze:
coagulates:
right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
nanflanagan:
a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
